an alex: this is just father-son bonding
an alex: not some kinky bdsm power exchange relationship
Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10. What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream

Valar Morghulis

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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eighteenavenues:

#asexuality

eighteenavenues:

#asexuality

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but


Tom Hiddleston on the set of ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto (April 16)

Tom Hiddleston on the set of ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto (April 16)

wolvensnothere:

teratocybernetics:

distractmymind:

bumrumpus:

moosefeels:

rebornica:

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Body Positive Zangief!

call him  bpz

BODY POSITIVE ZANGIEF

I love BPZ.

Let’s just proliferate the shit out of this.

BODY POSITIVE ZANGIEF!

itsescapedyourworld:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

So few motherfuckers got this

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.