priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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klowncar:

major turn ons : good animation

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

mariowiki:

Mama Mia

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

charliewoodham:

Halloween? More like HELLAween!

skaterparadise:

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

In love w/u

digitalfrontiers:

Would you kindly have a Happy Birthday, Jack?

digitalfrontiers:

Would you kindly have a Happy Birthday, Jack?

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

oeilvert:

NEW CUTE TEST SUBJECT

sailortoasty:



everything i feel about oban right here

sailortoasty:

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everything i feel about oban right here


"They said, ‘This [Orphan Black] is going to be insane’", said Maslany in a recent interview at her Los Angeles hotel room. "I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, sure.’ They were like, ‘No, listen to us. It’s going to be a lot.’ I just remember saying, ‘It’s fine. It’s fine. As long as I have a yoga mat and a room that I can go to and chill for a bit, all will be OK.’  Her naivete was checked at the floor. The yoga mat is rolled up and sitting dusted in a corner somewhere, she admitted with a puckish smile that offset her structured head-to-toe black ensemble. "It’s never been touched."

"They said, ‘This [Orphan Black] is going to be insane’", said Maslany in a recent interview at her Los Angeles hotel room. "I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, sure.’ They were like, ‘No, listen to us. It’s going to be a lot.’ I just remember saying, ‘It’s fine. It’s fine. As long as I have a yoga mat and a room that I can go to and chill for a bit, all will be OK.’  Her naivete was checked at the floor. The yoga mat is rolled up and sitting dusted in a corner somewhere, she admitted with a puckish smile that offset her structured head-to-toe black ensemble. "It’s never been touched."

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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